Professional Chicken Tender Heavyweight Tee

Born to be battered. Raised to be dipped.

This lil bro right here ain't just a chick… he’s a professional chicken tender.
Fresh out the egg and already on the clock — straight to the fryer with a 401K in buffalo sauce. If you know what it means to wake up and choose breaded greatness, this one’s for you.

The shirt goes dumb. The concept? Diabolical.

🔥 PRODUCT DETAILS:
✅ 260 GSM, premium heavyweight cotton.
✅ Printed, pressed, and packaged in-house.
✅ Fits smoother than your favourite dipping sauce swirl.

🚨 WARNING: Shirt may cause emotional attachment to farm animals, spontaneous poultry-related puns, and cluckin' good compliments. Wear responsibly.