Earth Is Flat. Heavyweight Tee

This tee gon’ have you losing friends at brunch. Wear this, and suddenly everybody a NASA scientist.

”bRo, wHaT aBoUt gRaViTy?” Shut up, Kyle. You ever seen the curve with your own eyes? Exactly.

Features for the chosen ones:
✔ Heavyweight cotton – built tough for truth seekers.
✔ Flat Earth graphic – cuz round is a scam.
✔ Available in Black, White & Shadow Grey – drip for every occasion.
✔ The dot at the end? That’s how you know we mean business.

Who’s rocking this?
Free thinkers & disruptors
That one uncle who got banned from Facebook
People who love chaos more than logic
Aliens probably

Wear this & watch the room get real loud. Scientists start shaking. Professors start sweating. Your ex texts you “wyd?” cuz she know you different.

💰 Cop now before NASA tries to cancel us.