Drunkest Driver Heavyweight Tee

“GOD’S DRUNKEST DRIVER” with a flaming school bus? This shirt is for the absolute menaces who live life on the edge. You’re not just driving the bus—you’re setting it on fire and laughing about it. Perfect for the friend who’s always the wild card at the party. Wear this to the tailgate and watch everyone crown you the king of chaos. Gift it to your most reckless homie for the ultimate flex.

Product Features

• Made from durable, smooth ring-spun cotton fabric (built for your wildest nights)
• Unisex fit with a crew neckline (fits all the party animals)
• Ethically grown and harvested US cotton (we’re chaotic but ethical)
  
• Ribbed knit collar for shape retention (stays lit while you’re on fire)

Snag this shirt and drive straight into the chaos—don’t miss the ride! 🛒