Cotton Picker Heavyweight Tee

“THIS TEE IS 100% COTTON THAT’S WHY I PICKED IT” — the most literal flex ever. This shirt is for the homies who keep it real and don’t overcomplicate life. Why’d you pick it? ‘Cause it’s cotton, duh. Rock this at the cookout and watch everyone crack up at the sheer simplicity. Gift it to your most straightforward friend who doesn’t mess around with polyester blends. Available in crisp white for that clean vibe.

Product Features

• Made from durable, smooth ring-spun cotton fabric (100% cotton, just like it says)
• Unisex fit with a crew neckline (fits all the real ones)
• Ethically grown and harvested US cotton (we don’t play with fake stuff)
  
• Ribbed knit collar for shape retention (keeps it clean while you’re out here)

Cop this 100% cotton masterpiece—don’t overthink it, just like we didn’t! 🛒